Green Alien Head Projector

Made by Australian gadget builder RareBeasts, this battery-operated projector uses a super-bright green LED and a delicate wooden screen through which the light shines. You can pick one up on Etsy for $35. Great way to scare your more alien-paranoid friends.

[Technabob]

UFO light

It's not just a light shaped like a UFO. The height of the light is variable: when placed low, soft light comes through the color shade, when placed high, a more direct light shines through the clear bottom of the shade.

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NECA's AVP Action Figures For Pretend Carnage

NECA has released its first two figures of the series and they are heavy on awesome detail. The PredAlien Hybrid and the Alien Warrior. NICE! The Predator won't ship until Feb.

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Frazzle Game: De-Contaminate and Electrocute Aliens

Similar to old school Operation, the objective is to pass the wand around the alien’s body and neutralize any built up static electricity. If you touch him, he screams in alien agony. Experiment with THEM for a change.

[Product Page] VIA [Nerd Approved]

Alien Air Freshener For Your UFO

Here's a cute little alien air freshener for your car or UFO. Of course he smells like pine. Pretty cute and he will only cost you $3.

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Alien DNA Watch Measures How Alien You Are, Then Turns Lame

If I understand the concept of this cool looking watch, it measures the percentage of Alien DNA that you have. Seems like you would be left with a pretty lame item after the initial "test".

Alien DNA or not, it's a neat looking watch and should you turn out to be a full blooded alien, you may be thankful you picked one up for $200.

[Seahope] VIA [TechChee]

Weird Fortune Cookie

Here's something you don't see every day. A Coast To Coast AM listener had trouble sleeping over this one. This fortune apparently comes from a small town Chinese restaurant in Alberta, Canada. We need more fortunes like this.

Is this how alien abductions start? Do they taunt you first, before giving you the old anal what for? Perhaps the implants are in the cookie!

Coast To Coast AM