The Smart Cookie

If you can't make decisions for yourself or are practically in a coma, this is sure to be alot of fun for you. Just realize that the smart cookie isn't you. It's the cookie.

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Weird Fortune Cookie

Here's something you don't see every day. A Coast To Coast AM listener had trouble sleeping over this one. This fortune apparently comes from a small town Chinese restaurant in Alberta, Canada. We need more fortunes like this.

Is this how alien abductions start? Do they taunt you first, before giving you the old anal what for? Perhaps the implants are in the cookie!

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