Weird Fortune Cookie

Here's something you don't see every day. A Coast To Coast AM listener had trouble sleeping over this one. This fortune apparently comes from a small town Chinese restaurant in Alberta, Canada. We need more fortunes like this.

Is this how alien abductions start? Do they taunt you first, before giving you the old anal what for? Perhaps the implants are in the cookie!

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Trees say "Hi"

In this internet age of information flying everywhere it is easy to forget about nature. We zing our LOL's and BRB's, mixed in with ROTF & STFU. But the trees want a piece of the action too. They want to say "Hi".

I am confident that when they evolve a better vocabulary, they will say, "Four legs, stop peeing on me."

Judging by this photo, I would say that fields must be the Einstein's of nature and crop circles are just showing off.

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