Track Racing Grannies Slot Car Set

Geriatric Kart racing at it's finest. If you ever wanted to pit two elderly knitting machines against one another in a nail-biting slot car race, here’s your chance to see what happens. The only way this could possibly get any better is if they said things like, “Just a minute, let me count my change.” or if there were a few more “cars” on the track like old coots in rocking chairs.

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Mario Kart Slot Car Set

Race Mario’s B-Dasher against Wario’s Brute on twenty feet of track. I can only assume that more cars are forthcoming, since racing Mario against Wario could get boring after awhile. Some of us prefer Toad’s well balanced ride. This is a great fun concept. I’m surprised it’s taken them this long to bring it to market. $69.95.

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