Boxing Grannies: Elderly on Elderly Violence

All you need to do is furiously press the buttons on the base and your granny will come out swingin’. Next thing you know dentures are flying. $30.

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Track Racing Grannies Slot Car Set

Geriatric Kart racing at it's finest. If you ever wanted to pit two elderly knitting machines against one another in a nail-biting slot car race, here’s your chance to see what happens. The only way this could possibly get any better is if they said things like, “Just a minute, let me count my change.” or if there were a few more “cars” on the track like old coots in rocking chairs.

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