Fisher-Price Piano Says "F--- Me, Rape Me."???

Same old story. Godmother buys toy. Kid plays with toy. Toy says "f-- me, rape me." First lead paint, now bad words? Is China to blame? Is it an overactive and dirty adult imagination?

Uh...I think the latter.

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How About A Few Maggots In Your Meat?

Apparently, in the Dutch town of Damwoude the kids play with maggots instead of videogames.

Yahoo is reporting that 3 young people were having some fun putting maggots in supermarket meat and some of it got sold to a customer.

The customer complained and the shopkeeper found about 40 maggots in the meat.

If these 3 geniuses had a brain between them, they would have realized that they were caught on the surveillence tape.

Who are the maggots now?

They said that it was left over fishing bait. Look, I don't care where ya got it, just don't be putting it into stuff that people put in their mouths.

This is what happens when human brain cells subtract instead of divide. You get 3 specimens like this.