I know. I know. It looks like a pod from some remake of 2001: A Space Odyssey. So it gets points for style alone. It's tiny and discreet enough to carry with you anywhere, so you can soothe away the day's stress. It also doubles as a decorative item for Sci-Fi geeks. That's two functions in one for the price of $25.
Massage the pod bay doors Hal... Actually that sounds just plain wrong.