The Mr. Clock Radio isn't about to let you lay your lazy ass in bed when it's time to get up. Apparently, he has up to 30 different methods of waking you. Everything from gently asking you to get up, to barking drill sergeant-style orders.
That's not all he can do. He'll tell you your fortune too, or read the time aloud. He can also wink and blink, react to light or motion, and play music via AM, FM or iPod/MP3. In fact, he has so many annoying features they figured the price oughtta be annoying too at $79.99. Ouch! Steep price for nagging robot clock.