If you absolutely need to find out what your cat is saying,(Because he may be cursing at you, or plotting humanity's downfall.) use Meowlingual. Simply hold the device from Takara-Tomy close to your cat before it meows. The gadget will then interpret what the meows and purrs really mean.
Apparently, “I can’t stand it”, is just one of many phrases the device will announce after it hears a meow from your cat. It's gotta be real hard not to look like an idiot while you are doing this. You can buy one in November for $75.
[Weird Asia News]